Intro: WELCOME THE MULLET MAN! Dweed et dot dut dud upaaa uhhh waaayyy uhh waaaahhh! Hey Hey...

Verse 1: I don t know why. I crapped, in my pants. I don t know how. I crapped like a cow.

Build: I just can t control it! I have a big Mullet! My poo smells really bad. I fart like I had some diarrhea in my

Chorus: Butt crack never coming out like a smack in the face! When you get bad diarrhea you make a funny face! Wh III don t know what you re looking at??!!! It might be my mullet!

Verse 2: I don t know why. I crapped, in my pants. I don t know how. I crapped like a cow.

Build: I just can t control it! I have a big Mullet! (About five feet tall!) My mullet, has some poopee, on it! I don t know why I can t con-trol it. I don t know how, my mullet is so long.

Chorus: I just don t know, why you are so bad, why I have to go, why I have some bad poo in my face! One time I took, my poop out of the toilet, cause it was clogged.

Breakdown: Aggggghhhhhhh. WAAAAA!!!! WAAAA!!! WAAAAA!!! WAAAAAAA!!!!

Insane Ending Part: Poopee in the pantsees I have to go poopee. Poopee in the pantsees I have to go poopee. Poopee in the pantsees cause I have to go poopee. Poopee in the pantsees cause I have to go poopoo. POOPOO!!!! POOPOO!!! POOPOO!!!! I HAVE TO GO POOPOO!

Bathroom smells really bad. Toilet paper in my crack. It s poopoo, THANK YOU!!!!! AGHHAHGHASGHSDGHKSDhdsahf!